F.U.B (watchout!)

Current mood: determined

well iam the local bottleo kid and i attract some weird and some wacky clientel. The other week i noticed the return of Fuckd up Blondie who for te rest of the story will be known simply as FUB. her name doesnt just come about by just seeing the haggered blonde but by the encounters i have expieriencesd. FUB i would assume was either dropped on teh head at birth or drugged fucked or a combination of the two. The possibilty of both is quite high. Well it was a wednesday early evening and i was solo in the Cellar Door whe the is FUB chick wiht a squeaky/masculine kinda voice enters the versinity at 100 miles and hour or maybe faster andking very rapidly and rudely the price of different items. I ask politel for her to slow down casue i coulndt understand what she was saying. not that she has the clearest voice anyway. By her continual high speed irritaing voice vovie she failed to comprhend wht i was saying.. From the muttering of her voice and previous experience with others of her type i gathered she wanted a rum or bourbon can. I politely ask as iam a nice guy and customers come first, 'how much money would u like to spend." P.S she wears a base ball cap. She proceed to tell me it is none of my business and to fuck up. As most people know i dont deserve this shit in my bottleo and i ask her to get teh fuck out of my chop. She continues to ignore me and asks the price of somehtign else as if i have not said anything. this is where the name FUB comes from. Iam rather pissed off at this stage because i have a chroming junkie in my company. i slowly approach her wiht caution, this bitch may be dumb but she could be wild. (In come the steve irwin actions). When i get closer she blurts out wiht half a litre of saliva (crikey that was close) that fell onto her shirt... 'I have 2 dollars, what can i get.' with customer service already out the door i say, ' a kick in the teeth.' the FUB continues to look at the fridge and say where is that. Before she gets angry cause she cant find it i tell her we have sold out of them. FUB then gets mad stomps her feet and says you guys are way too expensive. I stand stunned at the mess that was jsut before my eyes and return to the counter where i go back to reading the newspaper which i was reading before i was rudely interupted.

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